You Must Be From Saskatchewan!

If "vacation" to you means going shopping for the weekend in Minot, ND while the kids swim at the Comfort Inn, You might live in Saskatchewan.

If parking your car for the night involves an extension cord, You might live in Saskatchewan.

If you consider it a sport to gather your food by drilling through 8 inches of ice and sitting there all day hoping that the food will swim by, You might live in Saskatchewan.

If you're proud that your province makes the national news primarily because it houses the coldest spot in the nation, You might live in Saskatchewan.

If someone in a store offers you assistance, and they don't work there, You might live in Saskatchewan.

If your dad's suntan stops at a line curving around the middle of his forehead, You might live in Saskatchewan.

If you have worn shorts and a parka at the same time, You might live in Saskatchewan.

If you know how to correctly pronounce Forget, Bienfait and Roche Percee, You might live in Saskatchewan.

If you measure driving distance in hours, You might live in Saskatchewan.

If you know several people who have hit deer more than once, You might live in Saskatchewan.

If you often switch from "heat" to "A/C" in the same day and back again, You might live in Saskatchewan.

If you can drive 110 kph through 2 meters of snow during a raging blizzard, without flinching, You might live in Saskatchewan.

If you see people wearing hunting clothes at social events, You might live in Saskatchewan.

If the largest traffic jam in your town centers around an amateur hockey game, You might live in Saskatchewan.

If you carry jumper cables in your car and your girlfriend knows how to use them, You might live in Saskatchewan

If your town's Christmas lights parade is actually called the 'Christmas Lights Parade' rather than the 'Holiday Lights Parade', and everyone in the parade actually greets you with 'Merry Christmas!' You might live in Saskatchewan.

If there are 7 empty cars running in the parking lot at Wal-Mart at any given time, You might live in Saskatchewan

If you design your kid's Halloween costume to fit over a snowsuit, You might live in Saskatchewan.

If you find minus 20 degrees a little chilly, You might live in Saskatchewan.

If you actually understand these observations, and you forward them to all your Saskatchewan friends, you must be from Saskatchewan.