20 December, 2006
05 December, 2006
Guess Who's Coming To Dinner?
I don't know how many dinner parties you have planned according to the instructions of Jesus, but I haven't had any. Handicapped and homeless people are not part of my circle. I have given this verse a lot of thought lately, with the homeless crisis in Calgary in our news nearly every day. People are freezing to death in the streets.
One of our town Counsellors hosts a meal each year on Christmas day to which she invites anyone of any sex or age who does not have a dinner to go to. She started out in her living room and now rents a hall in town. I think she is living out her faith, don't you?
Mark. 14:12-14 Then Jesus said to his host, “When you give a luncheon or dinner, do not invite your friends, your brothers or relatives, or your rich neighbours; if you do, they may invite you back and so you will be repaid. But when you give a banquet, invite the poor, the crippled, the lame, the blind, and you will be blessed. Although they cannot repay you, you will be repaid at the resurrection of the righteous.”
One of our town Counsellors hosts a meal each year on Christmas day to which she invites anyone of any sex or age who does not have a dinner to go to. She started out in her living room and now rents a hall in town. I think she is living out her faith, don't you?
Mark. 14:12-14 Then Jesus said to his host, “When you give a luncheon or dinner, do not invite your friends, your brothers or relatives, or your rich neighbours; if you do, they may invite you back and so you will be repaid. But when you give a banquet, invite the poor, the crippled, the lame, the blind, and you will be blessed. Although they cannot repay you, you will be repaid at the resurrection of the righteous.”
30 November, 2006
A Warm Memory
As we broke a 110-year old record for cold weather in Calgary, Alberta, this week, I was reminded of walking into this Raleigh, North Carolina, lake at about 83 degrees F. Yes, the water always looked this dirty, but who cared.I thought this little African American girl was adorable, don't you?
18 November, 2006
HOW TO BATHE A CAT
"Put both lids of the toilet up and add one-eighth cup of pet shampoo to the water in the bowl. Pick up the cat and soothe him while you carry him toward the bathroom. In one smooth movement, put the cat in the toilet and close both lids. (You may need to stand on the lid.) The cat will self-agitate and make ample suds. Don't be concerned with the noises that come from the toilet. The cat is actually enjoying this.
"Flush the toilet three or four times. This provides a power wash and rinse. Have the front door of your home open. Be sure that there are no people or other pets between the bathroom and the front door. Stand as far behind the toilet as possible and quickly lift both lids. The cat will rocket out of the toilet and streak through the house and out the front door, initiating the self-dry cycle. Both the toilet and the cat will be sparkling clean."
It seems the directions were compiled by someone known simply as "Rover." Hmmm......
"Flush the toilet three or four times. This provides a power wash and rinse. Have the front door of your home open. Be sure that there are no people or other pets between the bathroom and the front door. Stand as far behind the toilet as possible and quickly lift both lids. The cat will rocket out of the toilet and streak through the house and out the front door, initiating the self-dry cycle. Both the toilet and the cat will be sparkling clean."
It seems the directions were compiled by someone known simply as "Rover." Hmmm......
15 November, 2006
MACKENZIE ROCKS!
The Devil's Horns hand gesture is one that has come to signify every thing rock. However, these days it has become less and less so by it's overuse and misuse. In today's music market it appears that no band that claims to even be the tiniest bit 'rock' can be photographed without at least one of them making this symbol.
How It's Done: Put your middle and ring fingers down into your palm whilst keeping the others straight, place your thumb on top, then either hold aloft, point at someone, or hold across the chest.
Do not place your thumb underneath or hold out to the side; also never hold the thumb out. Always keep it on the middle two fingers, or it will become the sign language for I love you. Unless you're a hippie or in love with a deaf person, it's not really appropriate is it?
Do not place your thumb underneath or hold out to the side; also never hold the thumb out. Always keep it on the middle two fingers, or it will become the sign language for I love you. Unless you're a hippie or in love with a deaf person, it's not really appropriate is it?
11 November, 2006
Why I'll Always Be On This Side Of The Starbucks Counter
"I'll have a large, one-percent double shot half caff, sugar-free vanilla latte, steamed to 163.8 degrees, light foam, easy whip, with a smidge of Callebaut shavings, a whisper of cinnamon, stirred counterclockwise, served with the handle facing west, with no direct eye contact, in a warmed mug - not piping hot, but not lukewarm either ... "
08 November, 2006
07 November, 2006
GAINER GOPHERGATE
Gainer GopherGate has come and gone. Gainer was barred from the Calgary Stampeders’ home field for the playoff game last Sunday against the 'Riders. Alberta may be the rat free province, but apparently they ban gophers, too. Saskatchewan was not pleased with the news that their most famous costumed celebrity had been spurned. But the boys in Green got it done for the gopher. I love the 'Rider fans, they do the CFL proud.
How To Tell If Someone Is From Saskatchewan:
10. Once every third decade or so, they perform strange, ritualistic dances in public places wearing watermelons on their heads to celebrate their latest Grey Cup victory.
9. They pronounce Saskatchewan "Skatchw'n."
8. You overhear someone explain how he installed a counter binder on his combine's pulley-driven wheat flattener with a square head hydrostatic coupler, using a universal bushing degreaser, and you can't believe he left only five inches of clearance between the kernel rotor and the straw-feed regulator -- the idiot!
7. They know the difference between a farmer and a rancher.
6. They rent off-season storage space for the snowmobile on a week-by-week basis.
5. They know when Christmas is near because stores stay open late TWO nights a week rather than one.
4. They can't understand why American television networks never settle on a schedule, instead of shifting all their programs back and forth for an hour every spring and fall.
3. They actually understand, and perhaps can describe in detail, the necessity for geographical correction lines.
2. They're confused when cars come equipped with options that would never be needed, such as curb feelers and turn signals; yet obvious options such as trailer hitches and air conditioning are extras.
1. When you ask them what they think of Calgary, they say, "It's nice, but the mountains block out the sunset!"
02 November, 2006
COP HUMOR
I have advised my 'stealth readers ' that they should not expect anything profound until after Christmas. Fortunately, there is no end of humor on the blogosphere to pass along.
This is a little long, but humorous if you can hang in.
NARCOTIC UNITS
Immediately grow facial hair, tell everybody you were ordered to.
Start watching every episode of Monster Garage.
Buy a biker wallet with a big chain.
Make every case involve overtime $$$.
Buy bunches of boats, RV’s, and motorcycles with that overtime.
Learn to play golf drunk.
SWAT UNITS
Wear team T-shirts, Oakley sunglasses and boots everyday.
Try to fit the word breach in to every conversation.
Have a mirror handy to check hair, if you have hair.
Never say hello to anyone who is not an operator, just practice your SWAT head nod.
Subscribe to Soldier of Fortune and Muscle and Fitness.
Learn to play golf wearing a gun.
COMMUNITY SERVICE UNITS
Hate SWAT.
Work to make everybody love you.
Paint your office in pastel colors. Think Feng Shui.
Subscribe to Psychology Today.
Learn to play miniature golf.
TRAFFIC UNITS
Write tickets to EVERYBODY.
Spend every weekend cleaning your bike and polishing boots.
Annoy everyone on the radio calling out your stops. Talk about nothing but how many tickets you wrote in one day.
Ride by a building with big windows to see your reflection.
Golf is lame, motor rodeos are cool.
ADMINISTRATIVE UNITS
Three-hour lunches everyday, tell everybody it’s a “meeting”.
Upgrade department cell phone every month.
Tell everybody you are published in a national law enforcement magazine.
Update your revenge list on a weekly basis.
Golf Rules! Play lots of golf.
PATROL UNITS
Has nerves of steel.
In a terminal state of nausea from department politics.
Inability to keep mouth shut.
Has defining tastes in alcohol. Is respected by peers.
Beats the crap out of his caddy on any bogeyed shot.
INVESTIGATORS
Come in at 0800.
“Breakfast” from 0815 to 1030.
Work from 1030 to Noon.
Noon to 1400 work out and Lunch 1400-1700.
Sit in CID and talk about how many girlfriends you have and how the wife doesn’t know.
Plan your next RV, fishing, motorcycle trip.
PATROL SERGEANT
Remembers very well “how we used to do it.”
Always willing to tell his officers the above.
Tries to fit the word “liability” in to every sentence.
Talks about “what he’s hearing from upstairs.”
TRAINEE
Unable to grow facial hair.
Watches every episode of Cops.
Worships the ground the SWAT guys walk on.
Arrives for work three hours early. Thinks the Sergeant is thrilled to see him.
Won’t drink on the golf course because it violates the open container ordinance.
FEDS
Shave head, and grow goatee (unless you want to be a management weenie, then make sure you are clean shaven, with short almost military style haircut).
Wear 5.11 pants, and polo with agency logo (unless you want to be a management weenie, then make sure you always have a shirt and pants to which a jacket and tie can be quickly added for when the boss might be around).
Arrive at work at 8 AM, spend one hour answering useless emails, and 30 minutes checking your retirement investments.
Then go with another agent to Starbucks “to discuss your new case.”
After participating in your first warrant service (as outside cover) make plans to join the agency SRT, SWAT, etc, to “properly utilize your superior tactical skills.”
After doing your first buy bust, immediately begin asking the boss about “long term undercover” jobs.
Refuse to play golf with “the locals.”
NEW CORRECTIONS OFFICERS
Show up for work 15 minutes early.
Buy only the best ink pens (Pilot G-2).
Wear T-Shirts of your “dream department” under your uniform.
Wear a full duty belt of gear even though you have to remove: gun, baton, spare magazines, knife, cell phone, and BUG when you arrive at the facility.
Become friends with every local police officer.
Continue eating too much and not exercising.
To all who serve and protect: THANK YOU!
This is a little long, but humorous if you can hang in.
NARCOTIC UNITS
Immediately grow facial hair, tell everybody you were ordered to.
Start watching every episode of Monster Garage.
Buy a biker wallet with a big chain.
Make every case involve overtime $$$.
Buy bunches of boats, RV’s, and motorcycles with that overtime.
Learn to play golf drunk.
SWAT UNITS
Wear team T-shirts, Oakley sunglasses and boots everyday.
Try to fit the word breach in to every conversation.
Have a mirror handy to check hair, if you have hair.
Never say hello to anyone who is not an operator, just practice your SWAT head nod.
Subscribe to Soldier of Fortune and Muscle and Fitness.
Learn to play golf wearing a gun.
COMMUNITY SERVICE UNITS
Hate SWAT.
Work to make everybody love you.
Paint your office in pastel colors. Think Feng Shui.
Subscribe to Psychology Today.
Learn to play miniature golf.
TRAFFIC UNITS
Write tickets to EVERYBODY.
Spend every weekend cleaning your bike and polishing boots.
Annoy everyone on the radio calling out your stops. Talk about nothing but how many tickets you wrote in one day.
Ride by a building with big windows to see your reflection.
Golf is lame, motor rodeos are cool.
ADMINISTRATIVE UNITS
Three-hour lunches everyday, tell everybody it’s a “meeting”.
Upgrade department cell phone every month.
Tell everybody you are published in a national law enforcement magazine.
Update your revenge list on a weekly basis.
Golf Rules! Play lots of golf.
PATROL UNITS
Has nerves of steel.
In a terminal state of nausea from department politics.
Inability to keep mouth shut.
Has defining tastes in alcohol. Is respected by peers.
Beats the crap out of his caddy on any bogeyed shot.
INVESTIGATORS
Come in at 0800.
“Breakfast” from 0815 to 1030.
Work from 1030 to Noon.
Noon to 1400 work out and Lunch 1400-1700.
Sit in CID and talk about how many girlfriends you have and how the wife doesn’t know.
Plan your next RV, fishing, motorcycle trip.
PATROL SERGEANT
Remembers very well “how we used to do it.”
Always willing to tell his officers the above.
Tries to fit the word “liability” in to every sentence.
Talks about “what he’s hearing from upstairs.”
TRAINEE
Unable to grow facial hair.
Watches every episode of Cops.
Worships the ground the SWAT guys walk on.
Arrives for work three hours early. Thinks the Sergeant is thrilled to see him.
Won’t drink on the golf course because it violates the open container ordinance.
FEDS
Shave head, and grow goatee (unless you want to be a management weenie, then make sure you are clean shaven, with short almost military style haircut).
Wear 5.11 pants, and polo with agency logo (unless you want to be a management weenie, then make sure you always have a shirt and pants to which a jacket and tie can be quickly added for when the boss might be around).
Arrive at work at 8 AM, spend one hour answering useless emails, and 30 minutes checking your retirement investments.
Then go with another agent to Starbucks “to discuss your new case.”
After participating in your first warrant service (as outside cover) make plans to join the agency SRT, SWAT, etc, to “properly utilize your superior tactical skills.”
After doing your first buy bust, immediately begin asking the boss about “long term undercover” jobs.
Refuse to play golf with “the locals.”
NEW CORRECTIONS OFFICERS
Show up for work 15 minutes early.
Buy only the best ink pens (Pilot G-2).
Wear T-Shirts of your “dream department” under your uniform.
Wear a full duty belt of gear even though you have to remove: gun, baton, spare magazines, knife, cell phone, and BUG when you arrive at the facility.
Become friends with every local police officer.
Continue eating too much and not exercising.
To all who serve and protect: THANK YOU!
01 November, 2006
SPANISH WORD OF THE WEEK
secretaria - secretary
Fue secretaria del Alcalde.
She was the Mayor's secretary.
Fue secretaria del Alcalde.
She was the Mayor's secretary.
18 October, 2006
COFFEE WISDOM
Principle 1 - Reheating Causes Bitterness
About Coffee: Coffee should not be reheated. Every time you brew a cup, it needs to be fresh. Make only as much as you plan to drink.
About Life: Don't rehash the past. Your past is the reason, not the excuse. Let go of what is gone.
Principle 2 - Start with Fresh Grounds
About Coffee: Do not reuse grounds. You'll only end up with bitter and unpleasant tastes.
About Life: Learn from your mistakes, don't repeat them.
Principle 3 - Use the Correct Grind
About Coffee: Use the correct grind for your coffee maker. If you grind too fine, this will cause bitterness. If your grind is too coarse, the coffee will be watery.
About Life: Put right what you can, and accept what you cannot.
Principle 4 - Use High-Quality Beans and Fresh, Pure, Cold Water
About Coffee: Use fresh cold water. Water is around 98 percent of every cup; to ensure you get the finest taste, consider using a water filter or bottled water. Choose top-quality beans. For your cup of coffee to be top quality you need to make sure you get the main ingredient right. About Life: Celebrate your uniqueness.
Principle 5 - Get the Proportions Right
About Coffee: The proportion of coffee to water is vital. Experts recommend using tablespoons (10 grams) of ground coffee for each 6 fluid ounces (180 ml) of water. Regardless of how much coffee you make, you need to keep these proportions consistent. Proportions can be adjusted according to taste, but using less coffee makes for a thin, bitter-tasting brew.
About Life: Challenge irrational thinking.
Principle 6 - Boiling Destroys the Flavor
About Coffee: Boiling causes bitterness, so never boil coffee. It should be brewed between 195°F and 205°F (90°C-96°C).
About Life: Check your stress levels. Balance your body, mind, and spirit.
Principle 7 - Drink It While It's Hot
About Coffee: Drink your coffee soon after it is made. Coffee can be kept warm for only about fifteen minutes over a burner before the flavor becomes unpleasant.
About Life: Live in the present with an attitude of positive expectancy.
About the Book
Coffee Wisdom: 7 Finely-Ground Principles to Living a Full-Bodied Life By Theresa Cheung
About Coffee: Coffee should not be reheated. Every time you brew a cup, it needs to be fresh. Make only as much as you plan to drink.
About Life: Don't rehash the past. Your past is the reason, not the excuse. Let go of what is gone.
Principle 2 - Start with Fresh Grounds
About Coffee: Do not reuse grounds. You'll only end up with bitter and unpleasant tastes.
About Life: Learn from your mistakes, don't repeat them.
Principle 3 - Use the Correct Grind
About Coffee: Use the correct grind for your coffee maker. If you grind too fine, this will cause bitterness. If your grind is too coarse, the coffee will be watery.
About Life: Put right what you can, and accept what you cannot.
Principle 4 - Use High-Quality Beans and Fresh, Pure, Cold Water
About Coffee: Use fresh cold water. Water is around 98 percent of every cup; to ensure you get the finest taste, consider using a water filter or bottled water. Choose top-quality beans. For your cup of coffee to be top quality you need to make sure you get the main ingredient right. About Life: Celebrate your uniqueness.
Principle 5 - Get the Proportions Right
About Coffee: The proportion of coffee to water is vital. Experts recommend using tablespoons (10 grams) of ground coffee for each 6 fluid ounces (180 ml) of water. Regardless of how much coffee you make, you need to keep these proportions consistent. Proportions can be adjusted according to taste, but using less coffee makes for a thin, bitter-tasting brew.
About Life: Challenge irrational thinking.
Principle 6 - Boiling Destroys the Flavor
About Coffee: Boiling causes bitterness, so never boil coffee. It should be brewed between 195°F and 205°F (90°C-96°C).
About Life: Check your stress levels. Balance your body, mind, and spirit.
Principle 7 - Drink It While It's Hot
About Coffee: Drink your coffee soon after it is made. Coffee can be kept warm for only about fifteen minutes over a burner before the flavor becomes unpleasant.
About Life: Live in the present with an attitude of positive expectancy.
About the Book
Coffee Wisdom: 7 Finely-Ground Principles to Living a Full-Bodied Life By Theresa Cheung
WRAPPING PRESENTS WITH A CAT
1. Clear large space on table for wrapping present.
2. Go to wardrobe and collect bag in which present is contained, and close door.
3. Open door and remove cat from wardrobe.
4. Go to cupboard and retrieve rolls of wrapping paper.
5. Go back and remove cat from cupboard.
6. Go to drawer and collect transparent sticky tape, ribbons, scissors, labels, etc.
7. Lay out present and wrapping materials on table, to enable wrapping strategy to be formed.
8. Go back to drawer to get string, remove cat that has been in the drawer since last visit, and collect string.
9. Remove present from bag.
10. Remove cat from bag.
11. Open box to check present, remove cat from box, replace present.
12. Lay out paper to enable cutting to size.
13. Cut the paper to size, trying to keep the cutting line straight.
14. Throw away first sheet because cat tried to chase the scissors and tore paper.
15. Cut second sheet of paper to size by putting cat in the bag the present came out of.
16. Place present on cut-to-size paper.
17. Lift up edges of paper to seal in present, wonder why edges now don't reach, and find cat between present and paper. Remove cat and retry.
18. Place object on paper, to hold in place, while cutting transparent sticky tape.
19. Spend next 20 minutes carefully trying to remove transparent sticky tape from cat with pair of nail scissors.
20. Seal paper down with transparent sticky tape, making corners as neat as possible.
21. Look for roll of ribbon; chase cat down hall and retrieve ribbon.
22. Try to wrap present with ribbon in a two-directional turn.
23. Re-roll up ribbon and remove paper that is now torn, due to cat's enthusiasm in chasing ribbon end.
24. Repeat steps 12-22 until down to last sheet of paper.
25. Decide to skip steps 12-16 in order to save time and reduce risk of losing last sheet of paper. Retrieve old cardboard box that you know is right size for sheet of paper.
26. Put present in box, and tie down with string.
27. Remove string, open box and remove cat.
28. Put all packing materials in bag with present and head for lockable room.
29. Once inside room, lock door and start to re-lay out packing materials.
30. Remove cat from box, unlock door, put cat outside door, close door and re-lock.
31. Lay out last sheet of paper. (Admittedly this is difficult in the small area of the toilet, but try your best!)
32. Seal box, wrap with paper and start repairs by very carefully sealing down tears with transparent sticky tape. Now tie up with ribbon and decorate with bows to hide worst affected areas.
33. Label, then sit back and admire your handiwork, congratulating yourself on making good of a bad job.
34. Unlock door, and go to kitchen to make drink and feed cat.
35. Spend next 15 minutes looking for cat, before coming to obvious conclusion.
36. Unwrap present, untie box and remove cat.
37. Retrieve all discarded sheets of wrapping paper, feed cat and retire to lockable room for last attempt, making certain you are alone and the door is locked.
38. At time of handing over present, smile sweetly at receiver's face, as they try and hide their contempt at being handed such a badly wrapped present.
39. Swear to yourself that next year, you will get the store to wrap the darn thing for you.
2. Go to wardrobe and collect bag in which present is contained, and close door.
3. Open door and remove cat from wardrobe.
4. Go to cupboard and retrieve rolls of wrapping paper.
5. Go back and remove cat from cupboard.
6. Go to drawer and collect transparent sticky tape, ribbons, scissors, labels, etc.
7. Lay out present and wrapping materials on table, to enable wrapping strategy to be formed.
8. Go back to drawer to get string, remove cat that has been in the drawer since last visit, and collect string.
9. Remove present from bag.
10. Remove cat from bag.
11. Open box to check present, remove cat from box, replace present.
12. Lay out paper to enable cutting to size.
13. Cut the paper to size, trying to keep the cutting line straight.
14. Throw away first sheet because cat tried to chase the scissors and tore paper.
15. Cut second sheet of paper to size by putting cat in the bag the present came out of.
16. Place present on cut-to-size paper.
17. Lift up edges of paper to seal in present, wonder why edges now don't reach, and find cat between present and paper. Remove cat and retry.
18. Place object on paper, to hold in place, while cutting transparent sticky tape.
19. Spend next 20 minutes carefully trying to remove transparent sticky tape from cat with pair of nail scissors.
20. Seal paper down with transparent sticky tape, making corners as neat as possible.
21. Look for roll of ribbon; chase cat down hall and retrieve ribbon.
22. Try to wrap present with ribbon in a two-directional turn.
23. Re-roll up ribbon and remove paper that is now torn, due to cat's enthusiasm in chasing ribbon end.
24. Repeat steps 12-22 until down to last sheet of paper.
25. Decide to skip steps 12-16 in order to save time and reduce risk of losing last sheet of paper. Retrieve old cardboard box that you know is right size for sheet of paper.
26. Put present in box, and tie down with string.
27. Remove string, open box and remove cat.
28. Put all packing materials in bag with present and head for lockable room.
29. Once inside room, lock door and start to re-lay out packing materials.
30. Remove cat from box, unlock door, put cat outside door, close door and re-lock.
31. Lay out last sheet of paper. (Admittedly this is difficult in the small area of the toilet, but try your best!)
32. Seal box, wrap with paper and start repairs by very carefully sealing down tears with transparent sticky tape. Now tie up with ribbon and decorate with bows to hide worst affected areas.
33. Label, then sit back and admire your handiwork, congratulating yourself on making good of a bad job.
34. Unlock door, and go to kitchen to make drink and feed cat.
35. Spend next 15 minutes looking for cat, before coming to obvious conclusion.
36. Unwrap present, untie box and remove cat.
37. Retrieve all discarded sheets of wrapping paper, feed cat and retire to lockable room for last attempt, making certain you are alone and the door is locked.
38. At time of handing over present, smile sweetly at receiver's face, as they try and hide their contempt at being handed such a badly wrapped present.
39. Swear to yourself that next year, you will get the store to wrap the darn thing for you.
28 June, 2006
Blog Break
School is out and we are looking forward to a great summer. Will try to get back at this in September. It's not that I have been overrun with readers (ya think!), but have found in my limited experience this is an interesting creative outlet. Too good to give up so soon.
Hope everyone has a safe and happy summer!
See ya!
Hope everyone has a safe and happy summer!
See ya!
12 June, 2006
Bronco
Here's Calgary's Mayor Dave Bronconnier and our Governor General at Calgary City Hall (pictured).
Her Excellency the Right Honourable Michaëlle Jean, the Governor General of Canada
Our Governor General was a delight: smiling, vivacious, personable, and amazingly beautiful.
It was not known by the children from out of town competing at the Heritage Fair that Michaelle Jean would be making a visit to a pre-arranged and selected group of young adults at Calgary City Hall. As word of her arrival spread, the line-ups beside the red carpet laid out for her began.
I could not believe that most children did not have a clue who she was. They did not know anything about Canada's Governor General, her role, nor her name. They were more interested in seeing the Mayor of Calgary (Sigh ....) I'll post a picture of him later.
A Touch Of Royalty
Here is Caitlin waiting with her friends for a special guest, with whom she got to shake hands. Guess who?
Spirited
It was Spirit Week at Mitford Middle, dress from any era. Caitlin looked like a young "Jane" Lennon and Brett like the original Bono ... Sonny, that is.
A Boa Necklace
We also visited the Reptile World Museum. It was amazing.
There were reptiles, amphibians, spiders from around the
world on display.
The kids had a chance to get up close and personal with the resident Boa, Sophie. I had never been so close
to such a large snake before, and it was cool to "pet" her.
Here's Caitlin checking her out.
There were reptiles, amphibians, spiders from around theworld on display.
The kids had a chance to get up close and personal with the resident Boa, Sophie. I had never been so close
to such a large snake before, and it was cool to "pet" her.
Here's Caitlin checking her out.
Hoo Dat On the Hoodoo?
Caitlin and Brett check out a Hoodoo. This is the weekend Caitlin decided to grow out her hair, after hotel staff and restaurant staff referred to both she and Brett as "boys."Hoodoos
During Spring Break we took the kids on an overnight trip to the Drumheller, Alberta, area. What an interesting place to visit! The kids had a blast exploring the Hoodoos.
21 May, 2006
Peace, Old Friend
I found out yesterday that an old friend of mine in Saskatoon has passed over from this life to the next ... Allene Becker.
I first met Allene when we were sitting in the same row at church at a Women's Retreat. You know how you get comfortable at these things and tend to go back and sit in your same row with the same people. We chatted a bit and I found her to be a very personable and fascinating person. As a result of the weekend, we met for coffee. At that time I was a single parent and Allene and I talked about how getting through Christmas was going to be both an emotional and financial struggle for our family that year.
A few weeks later, Allene came into my place of work and gave me an envelope. "God told me to give this to you," she said. I wasn't sure about her theology, but I was sure about her heart. When I opened it, there was $100 in cash.
That's the kind of person Allene was. I always called her "my angel." She had a very tough life with her health problems, but always kept her faith. She was an English teacher who spent time teaching in the Yukon, until health problems put an end to her teaching career. Although she had a couple of serious relationships, she never married nor had children. She considered her students to be her "kids."
Over the many years since I lived in Saskatoon, occasionally I would pick up the phone and there would be Allene on the other end. Recently, she moved into a care home in Saskatoon, and I am thankful I was able to write what I now know was the last letter she would receive from me.
I am thankful for this special lady being part of my life. I'll miss you, Allene. I imagine you laughing and dancing in Heaven, as only you can.
I first met Allene when we were sitting in the same row at church at a Women's Retreat. You know how you get comfortable at these things and tend to go back and sit in your same row with the same people. We chatted a bit and I found her to be a very personable and fascinating person. As a result of the weekend, we met for coffee. At that time I was a single parent and Allene and I talked about how getting through Christmas was going to be both an emotional and financial struggle for our family that year.
A few weeks later, Allene came into my place of work and gave me an envelope. "God told me to give this to you," she said. I wasn't sure about her theology, but I was sure about her heart. When I opened it, there was $100 in cash.
That's the kind of person Allene was. I always called her "my angel." She had a very tough life with her health problems, but always kept her faith. She was an English teacher who spent time teaching in the Yukon, until health problems put an end to her teaching career. Although she had a couple of serious relationships, she never married nor had children. She considered her students to be her "kids."
Over the many years since I lived in Saskatoon, occasionally I would pick up the phone and there would be Allene on the other end. Recently, she moved into a care home in Saskatoon, and I am thankful I was able to write what I now know was the last letter she would receive from me.
I am thankful for this special lady being part of my life. I'll miss you, Allene. I imagine you laughing and dancing in Heaven, as only you can.
17 May, 2006
Explore Alberta
One of the many reasons I love living where I do ... just a short drive away from the beauty of Kananaskis Country.
03 May, 2006
Green Fingers
In recent years, when this nomad has come to rest for a spell, I have discovered I LOVE gardening. I think I must have come by this honestly from my grandmother, who always had a huge farm garden full of vegetables, flowers to cut, and lilac bushes. My mother was also a very good gardener.
Where we presently live, we have a small strip of raised garden across the back of yard. I have started a few perennials, a few of which have survived our winter. This year I am trying some wild flowers from seed ... I would love an English garden full of colours from flowers of all shapes and sizes.
I have discovered Alan Creech's wife, Liz, has started a gardening blog, doing things the organic way. Even though she is in Lexington, Kentucky, I have learnt a lot from her already.
See http://alancreech.com/lizard/gardenescapades
Where we presently live, we have a small strip of raised garden across the back of yard. I have started a few perennials, a few of which have survived our winter. This year I am trying some wild flowers from seed ... I would love an English garden full of colours from flowers of all shapes and sizes.
I have discovered Alan Creech's wife, Liz, has started a gardening blog, doing things the organic way. Even though she is in Lexington, Kentucky, I have learnt a lot from her already.
See http://alancreech.com/lizard/gardenescapades
25 April, 2006
Some Day My Tattoo Will Come
I have always wanted a tattoo. I have in mind the Native American Kokopelli . Regardless of its meaning, I think it is very cute.The mysterious Kokopelli character is found in a number of Native American cultures, being especially prominent in the Anazasi culture of the "Four Corners" area. The figure represents a mischievous trickster or the Minstrel, spirit of music. Kokopelli is distinguished by his dancing pose, a hunchback and flute. His whimsical nature, charitable deeds, and vital spirit give him a prominent position in Native American mysticism.
Kokopelli has been a sacred figure to Native Americans of the Southwestern United States for thousands of years. Found painted and carved on rock walls and boulders throughout this region, Kokopelli is one of the most intriguing and widespread images to have survived from ancient Anasazi Indian mythology, and is a prominent figure in Hopi and Zuni legends. Kokopelli is also revered by current-day descendants including the Hopi, Taos and Acoma pueblo peoples.
Kokopelli is considered a symbol of fertility who brought well-being to the people, assuring success in hunting, planting and growing crops, and human conception. His "hump" was often considered a bag of gifts, a sack carrying the seeds of plants and flowers he would scatter every spring. Warming the earth by playing his flute and singing songs, Kokopelli would melt the winter snow and create rain, ensuring a good harvest.
I like the above picture of a group of pastors who have supported each other with the same tattoo. I am guessing they are portraying what Scripture refers to as Jesus, the Vine and we, the Branches.
The words you can see on the wrists at the bottom of the picture mean "Hope" in Hebrew. Way cool.
19 April, 2006
Crafters Take Note
In spite of my best efforts, I have not been able to post Links. If anyone who blogs, ever reads mine, I would be eternally grateful if you would let me know how to do this!
In the interim, I have a special friend in Virginia, named Trish, who was born with an abundance of craft genes. These days she is creating and selling amazing jewellery. She shares her techniques and all kinds of tips via her newsletter.
Drop by here and then sign up for her tips: http://www.bentandstrung.com
Also, Trish now has a Blog at http://bentandstrung.dashdots.com/blog/
In the interim, I have a special friend in Virginia, named Trish, who was born with an abundance of craft genes. These days she is creating and selling amazing jewellery. She shares her techniques and all kinds of tips via her newsletter.
Drop by here and then sign up for her tips: http://www.bentandstrung.com
Also, Trish now has a Blog at http://bentandstrung.dashdots.com/blog/
10 April, 2006
North Carolina Memories #2
Raleligh, NC State Fair -- I think these Giant Turkey Legs were actually Emu or Ostrich legs. Even a turkey on steroids couldn't have been THAT big!08 April, 2006
North Carolina Memories #1
Before the Grand Old Opry, Nashville, there was the Grand Old Opry, North Carolina ... and CocaCola.
06 April, 2006
Congrats, Caitlin
Caitlin recently received the Mitford Award of Excellence for her presentation (oral and board) on Henry Hudson. She now goes on to compete in the Heritage Fair in Calgary in May.
Following up, Caitlin's self-confidence shone as she made a good presentation to the Judges. She won a ribbon and enjoyed this valuable experience.
Following up, Caitlin's self-confidence shone as she made a good presentation to the Judges. She won a ribbon and enjoyed this valuable experience.
05 April, 2006
Good-bye, Ralph
I was recalling all the large cities I have lived in across five provinces, where politics was always front page news. For the life of me, my Premiers, MLA's, and MP's, are faceless and nameless. That's why the retirement of our Alberta Premier, Ralph Klein, leaves me feeling quite sad and disappointed.
Comments from Rick Bell, Calgary Sun, April 3/06:
Ralph was Ralph, one of a handful of politicians almost always known by first name alone. Countless opposition types tried to get people to call him Premier Klein, to demystify the man. Never worked.
It was all so natural. Ralph's World. King Ralph. Balancing a budget by cuts alone? Ralphonomics. The four-year Tory campaign to fix the financial mess it caused? Ralpholution. What better name for the recent $400 cheques (to each man, woman and child in Alberta) than Ralphbucks.
When Ralph uttered a phrase, it immediately entered the political vocabulary. Everybody had heard a Ralph story, even if it was 12th hand. Some quip, some anecdote proving he had not lost the common touch, always circulated. Ralph's popularity always outstripped that of the party.
Ralph was the politician said to have learned his life lessons in Calgary's beer parlours. Ralph was the plain talker who knew what average Albertan Martha and Henry (as he called them) were thinking. Ralph was the rumpled rogue on the billboard. Ralph was the one Tories told us cared and Tories told us listened.
The Tories insisted Ralph always did what he said he'd do. Ralph would never blink. The party faithful even named a beer after him.
Reports say the party's shocking rebuke isn't about Ralph, but about the timing of his departure. So it comes as no surprise all the e-mails and calls to the office of the premier and the digs of cabinet ministers and Conservative backbenchers alike, ask one question. What did you do to Ralph and why did you do it? (Is it right to blame leadership candidates for Ralph's demise? Of course, and the truth is they did it effectively and well.) It seems the Tory caucus can offer sustained applause for their leader and at the same time carry a knife.
I'm glad that Ralph will head into history as a maverick straight-shooter who says what he thinks and does what he promises and doesn't give a dang about the consequences. I'll miss him.
Comments from Rick Bell, Calgary Sun, April 3/06:
Ralph was Ralph, one of a handful of politicians almost always known by first name alone. Countless opposition types tried to get people to call him Premier Klein, to demystify the man. Never worked.
It was all so natural. Ralph's World. King Ralph. Balancing a budget by cuts alone? Ralphonomics. The four-year Tory campaign to fix the financial mess it caused? Ralpholution. What better name for the recent $400 cheques (to each man, woman and child in Alberta) than Ralphbucks.
When Ralph uttered a phrase, it immediately entered the political vocabulary. Everybody had heard a Ralph story, even if it was 12th hand. Some quip, some anecdote proving he had not lost the common touch, always circulated. Ralph's popularity always outstripped that of the party.
Ralph was the politician said to have learned his life lessons in Calgary's beer parlours. Ralph was the plain talker who knew what average Albertan Martha and Henry (as he called them) were thinking. Ralph was the rumpled rogue on the billboard. Ralph was the one Tories told us cared and Tories told us listened.
The Tories insisted Ralph always did what he said he'd do. Ralph would never blink. The party faithful even named a beer after him.
Reports say the party's shocking rebuke isn't about Ralph, but about the timing of his departure. So it comes as no surprise all the e-mails and calls to the office of the premier and the digs of cabinet ministers and Conservative backbenchers alike, ask one question. What did you do to Ralph and why did you do it? (Is it right to blame leadership candidates for Ralph's demise? Of course, and the truth is they did it effectively and well.) It seems the Tory caucus can offer sustained applause for their leader and at the same time carry a knife.
I'm glad that Ralph will head into history as a maverick straight-shooter who says what he thinks and does what he promises and doesn't give a dang about the consequences. I'll miss him.
Find Music You Love At Pandora
Have you discovered Pandora yet?
If you are on your computer any length of time, or just like to have background music in the area of your computer, make your own radio station at Pandora. Just supply the name of your favorite artist or song, Pandora will find the artist or song, and supply you with one hour of free uninterrupted music of your artist, plus other artists with a similar style. Make as many different radio stations as you wish. Lots of fun.
Oh, you have to provide a US zip code when you sign up. Remember Beverly Hills 90210? That's what I submitted and it worked.
www.pandora.com
If you are on your computer any length of time, or just like to have background music in the area of your computer, make your own radio station at Pandora. Just supply the name of your favorite artist or song, Pandora will find the artist or song, and supply you with one hour of free uninterrupted music of your artist, plus other artists with a similar style. Make as many different radio stations as you wish. Lots of fun.
Oh, you have to provide a US zip code when you sign up. Remember Beverly Hills 90210? That's what I submitted and it worked.
www.pandora.com
04 April, 2006
Is Tasty Tofu Burger An Oxymoron?
Being a farm girl, I was raised a carnivore. Today we're told having the odd meatless meal is a good thing.
Searching the web for a meal that would be palatable to all five of us has been a challenge. Finally came up with this. It might work IF (a) there was no soy cheese left over and (b) if I can find out what the heck a poblano pepper is.
Any of you trying the odd vegan meal and, if so, I would be interested in knowing what works for you.
STATION 2'S FAMOUS AWARD WINNING WRAPS
Station 2 (have no clue who this is) won a Healthy Wagon contest in the fall of 2003 with this very healthful and tasty lunch and/or dinner wrap.
1 pack of burrito size, whole wheat tortillas (you can substitute with spinach, tomato, or rosemary (? - not in my Safeway) tortillas as long as it's a healthy substitute- read the label for grams of fat and keep under 2.5 per tortilla)
1 container of Hummus. We like the red-roasted pepper variety.
1 package of fresh spinach
1 can of black beans
1 can of corn
1 onion
1 bell pepper (any color will do)
1 poblano pepper
1 package of mushrooms
1 package of soy cheese (pick flavor to enhance taste of the wrap)
Assembly:
Pre-heat oven to 350 degrees.
Roast the poblano pepper on stove top, grill, or burner (watch your fingers).
De-seed,remove outer skin from pepper.
Cut pepper into strips.
Saute' the onions
Add bell pepper and then the mushrooms and corn.
Drain and rinse the canned vegetables.
Take one tortilla and spread a layer of hummus. Next spread the sauted vegetables and canned beans. A generous helping of poblano pepper strips and fresh spinach with a sprinkling of soy cheese. Roll into a burrito and place in the oven for 8-10 minutes.
Serve hot with guacamole (yum, my favorite) and/or hot sauce spooned over the top. Keep in mind you can add/subtract any fresh vegetable and still have a great tasting wrap.
Searching the web for a meal that would be palatable to all five of us has been a challenge. Finally came up with this. It might work IF (a) there was no soy cheese left over and (b) if I can find out what the heck a poblano pepper is.
Any of you trying the odd vegan meal and, if so, I would be interested in knowing what works for you.
STATION 2'S FAMOUS AWARD WINNING WRAPS
Station 2 (have no clue who this is) won a Healthy Wagon contest in the fall of 2003 with this very healthful and tasty lunch and/or dinner wrap.
1 pack of burrito size, whole wheat tortillas (you can substitute with spinach, tomato, or rosemary (? - not in my Safeway) tortillas as long as it's a healthy substitute- read the label for grams of fat and keep under 2.5 per tortilla)
1 container of Hummus. We like the red-roasted pepper variety.
1 package of fresh spinach
1 can of black beans
1 can of corn
1 onion
1 bell pepper (any color will do)
1 poblano pepper
1 package of mushrooms
1 package of soy cheese (pick flavor to enhance taste of the wrap)
Assembly:
Pre-heat oven to 350 degrees.
Roast the poblano pepper on stove top, grill, or burner (watch your fingers).
De-seed,remove outer skin from pepper.
Cut pepper into strips.
Saute' the onions
Add bell pepper and then the mushrooms and corn.
Drain and rinse the canned vegetables.
Take one tortilla and spread a layer of hummus. Next spread the sauted vegetables and canned beans. A generous helping of poblano pepper strips and fresh spinach with a sprinkling of soy cheese. Roll into a burrito and place in the oven for 8-10 minutes.
Serve hot with guacamole (yum, my favorite) and/or hot sauce spooned over the top. Keep in mind you can add/subtract any fresh vegetable and still have a great tasting wrap.
The Homeless VS Children?
For two years I have followed the story of "The Homeless Guy," Kevin Barbieux. He blogs from libraries in Las Vegas, and has given me an insight into what life is like for the homeless that we don't get from newspapers.
He recently reported that Central Dallas Ministries (Southern Baptist) wants to build a 209-unit housing project in a downtown 15-story building. Fifty of the apartments would go to formerly homeless people, while most of the rest would be used for low-income tenants.
The council approved the project 13-1. The controversy is that the housing project is 200 feet from Dallas's First Baptist Academy. Walters, headmaster, believes the safety of children in his care must pre-empt goodwill toward the homeless. “We will do whatever we can to protect the rights and safety of our children,” he said. “We have to respond to responsibly meet the safety and security requirements of our clientele.”
Read the entire article at www.baptiststandard.com
The Homeless Guy comments: "In all my experience, some 20+ years either being homeless or dealing with homeless issues, I have never known a homeless person to harm a child. Yet, I have heard of many people with homes who have done children a great deal of harm. Such prejudice against homeless people is what prevents many of them from ever overcoming homelessness."
He recently reported that Central Dallas Ministries (Southern Baptist) wants to build a 209-unit housing project in a downtown 15-story building. Fifty of the apartments would go to formerly homeless people, while most of the rest would be used for low-income tenants.
The council approved the project 13-1. The controversy is that the housing project is 200 feet from Dallas's First Baptist Academy. Walters, headmaster, believes the safety of children in his care must pre-empt goodwill toward the homeless. “We will do whatever we can to protect the rights and safety of our children,” he said. “We have to respond to responsibly meet the safety and security requirements of our clientele.”
Read the entire article at www.baptiststandard.com
The Homeless Guy comments: "In all my experience, some 20+ years either being homeless or dealing with homeless issues, I have never known a homeless person to harm a child. Yet, I have heard of many people with homes who have done children a great deal of harm. Such prejudice against homeless people is what prevents many of them from ever overcoming homelessness."
03 April, 2006
Unreal Estate
Calgary's booming real estate market has just skyrocketed again, so the cost of the average single dwelling home is now $363,000. That's about a $80,000 increase since this time last year.
Got $250,000? Here is what $250,000 will buy you across the country, according to Calgary Sun researchers:
Calgary: Slim pickin's these days. Try a condo or a townhouse.
Vancouver: West Van - a cardboard box.
East Van - possibly something "very tiny."
Saskatoon: Good news - a brand new home with all the amenities, even a pool.
Winnipeg: Wide range of affordable choices in the 5- to 15-year old range.
Toronto: Can't print in a family newspaper -- just "bare bones".
Charlottetown: Luck out! 2,500 sq. ft. two-storey on waterfront property, hardwood floors and more -- in a nice neighborhood.
Got $250,000? Here is what $250,000 will buy you across the country, according to Calgary Sun researchers:
Calgary: Slim pickin's these days. Try a condo or a townhouse.
Vancouver: West Van - a cardboard box.
East Van - possibly something "very tiny."
Saskatoon: Good news - a brand new home with all the amenities, even a pool.
Winnipeg: Wide range of affordable choices in the 5- to 15-year old range.
Toronto: Can't print in a family newspaper -- just "bare bones".
Charlottetown: Luck out! 2,500 sq. ft. two-storey on waterfront property, hardwood floors and more -- in a nice neighborhood.
The Protocol of Sleeping Over
Caitlin is 10. This year the era of party sleepovers began. Somewhere out there is a mother of a Fifth Grader who started the precedent of the 6 pm to 10 pm party, boys included. The boys leave at 10 pm and the girls continue to party on until the next morning. This forum is mandatory for birthday parties, it seems.
We decided a needs to know list was advisable.
1. Time Frame. What time should I arrive, and when will I be leaving?
2. Supplies. What should I bring? Should I bring my own sleeping bag? Do I need any special clothing?
3. Other kids. Will there be other kids staying overnight? If so, who? What adults will be around?
4. Activities. What will we be doing? Is there a plan?
5. Eating. What will we do for food? Should I eat before I come over, or will there be dinner, snacks, breakfast? What food will be served?
6. Special concerns. Do you have any pets? Where does the dog sleep? Is anyone else a vegetarian (for those who are)? Is it okay if I don't take a shower? Do you keep a light on at night?
I don't recall any sleepovers as a child, other than with relatives. I remember one special occasion travelling to visit cousins in Saskatchewan. We arrived late at night when I was asleep. In the morning I found myself in a very special bed -- with a pillow and lots of blankets -- in the bathtub! I don't recall kids in sleeping bags on the floor ever.
We decided a needs to know list was advisable.
1. Time Frame. What time should I arrive, and when will I be leaving?
2. Supplies. What should I bring? Should I bring my own sleeping bag? Do I need any special clothing?
3. Other kids. Will there be other kids staying overnight? If so, who? What adults will be around?
4. Activities. What will we be doing? Is there a plan?
5. Eating. What will we do for food? Should I eat before I come over, or will there be dinner, snacks, breakfast? What food will be served?
6. Special concerns. Do you have any pets? Where does the dog sleep? Is anyone else a vegetarian (for those who are)? Is it okay if I don't take a shower? Do you keep a light on at night?
I don't recall any sleepovers as a child, other than with relatives. I remember one special occasion travelling to visit cousins in Saskatchewan. We arrived late at night when I was asleep. In the morning I found myself in a very special bed -- with a pillow and lots of blankets -- in the bathtub! I don't recall kids in sleeping bags on the floor ever.
Can LEGO Cure Calgary's Housing Crisis?
Drastic plastic housing solution
Mayor hopes Lego home project will cure housing crisis
The Saturday Calgary Sun, April 1, 2006.
"Temporary plastic homes built from industrial-sized interlocking Lego bricks are being considered by city council as a solution to Calgary's affordable housing crisis.
"Mayor Dave Bronconnier is slated to fly to Lego Corporation headquarters in Billund, Denmark, next week to discuss the purchase of 45,000 bricks, capable of building more than 400 single-bedroom homes, or 200 two-bedroom homes. "Overall, the city is growing too fast to provide adequate housing for its booming population," said Bronconnier. ..............
"Aldermen will debate the brick purchase at next Monday's city council meeting."
I admit it, I fell for it. I should have guessed The Sun's April Fool's was afoot when they said Mayor Bronco was going to fly by himself. Last year he flew the entire city council (with the exception of one alderwoman who refused to go on principle) to a meeting in Eastern Canada.
Mayor hopes Lego home project will cure housing crisis
The Saturday Calgary Sun, April 1, 2006.
"Temporary plastic homes built from industrial-sized interlocking Lego bricks are being considered by city council as a solution to Calgary's affordable housing crisis.
"Mayor Dave Bronconnier is slated to fly to Lego Corporation headquarters in Billund, Denmark, next week to discuss the purchase of 45,000 bricks, capable of building more than 400 single-bedroom homes, or 200 two-bedroom homes. "Overall, the city is growing too fast to provide adequate housing for its booming population," said Bronconnier. ..............
"Aldermen will debate the brick purchase at next Monday's city council meeting."
I admit it, I fell for it. I should have guessed The Sun's April Fool's was afoot when they said Mayor Bronco was going to fly by himself. Last year he flew the entire city council (with the exception of one alderwoman who refused to go on principle) to a meeting in Eastern Canada.
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